Hey guys! Yesterday, we all moved into our new office and boy, was it CRAZYTOWN around here! *slide whistle, gong hit*
First of all, we have a new designer! Her name is Kim McMaster. And yes, that's her real last name. And yes, she is indeed a mc-master of design. WAKKA WAKKA! Anyway, we all went out to lunch because the inspector didn't want anyone around while he worked. So, we all headed to this one place. I can't remember the name, but that's not what's important to the story so BACK OFF! Over lunch, I don't know how it came up, but we were talking about how those guys on United 93 used the cart to break into the cockpit of the plane and forever go down in history as being awesome at pulling clutch moves.
*chugs EXXXTREME Mountain Dew, does backflip* Ted began theorizing that a corkscrew kick to the door would be just as effective as the cart. Nate disagreed. Yadda yadda yadda...they argued about it for like 2 hours. No one could really come up with an answer because we're not physicists...we're in marketing. So, Ted wrote up this little document explaining the dilemma. If you have an answer to this, then PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ZEUS TELL US!! We need to put this debate to rest...
The Dilemma
PS - Yes, I realize the picture has nothing to do with this post. That is all.
